Bimbos and Wankers!

Well our weekend of hashing and debauchery is almost here and the party on Saturday night is getting really close.  This is the inaugural True Trail Hash House Harriers general piss up, so we will give a down-down to the new mismanagement, and then give them more as the night goes on. There are 3 events happening this weekend, starting on Thursday.

This is what will happen:

Thursday, April 18th;

The Bad Thursday Hash sponsored by the Red Deer H3 in Red Deer, AB (about 1 hr from Edmonton). This trail promises 5 Beer Checks and a countless number of bad decisions. Most of us will be getting crash space there, and haul our sorry asses back on Friday. Go to for more information.

Friday, April 19th;

Pub Crawl on Whyte (start 6pm at Beercade ~ 10544 82 Ave). Edmonton has a lot of great breweries and pubs along Whyte Avenue. Very close to hash central, so Uber or even walking distance to crash space. 

Saturday, April 20th; Sexy Earth Day!

at 1:45pm from the south end of the parking lot at the Old TImers Cabin (address below).


Meet Up: 1:45 Bring a beer if you want to prelube at the start.
Intros, Chalk-Talk, and Hares off: 2:00 pm
On-Out: 2:15-ish

Park on the south end of the Old Timers lot, that way we will not interfere if there is an event there that day.

Trail: A-A'
Shiggy: Turkeys 2.0 (you will be on unimproved trails, but nothing difficult.
Eagles 3.69 for one section of trail. The section is only slightly longer than the Turkey Trail.

What to bring: Map of St. Albert, new shoes, and sexy easy earth girls. Bring dry/warm clothes for the end, or anything comfortable you want to party in after trail. There will be a dry car to take your stuff to the end, but you may also walk up and get your car afterward. Parking may be tight, so you may end up parking up there anyway. Bring your sexy selves and expect a damn good time.

This hash will have pure variety; with shiggy, pavement pounding, and Edmonton scenery. The hash will culminate at the Peeverts, where we will party with kegs, shrimp, and celebrating our sexy earthy selves into the night.

Start location is:

Old Timers Cabin

9430 Scona Road, Edmonton

We have lots of crash space, but will be coordinating other crash space if we run out, or for those who can't keep up with the party.

This event gets bigger every year, so please cum and help us celebrate and have a blast. Let's bring some debauchery to Edmonton!

Cost of Sexy Earth Day is $45 CND per person   This includes: Shrimp, Beer for the day and evening.(NOTE ... THIS IS FOR THE SATURDAY HASH ONLY!!!!)


Limited to 50 Wankers!!!

So register fast!!!!!

To cum, fill out the rego form by clicking:





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