TRUE TRAIL PLEDGE

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE

TO THE HOUNDS

OF THE TRUE TRAIL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

AND TO THE DEBAUCHERY

FOR WHICH IT STANDS

ONE HASH,

WITHOUT RULES

INCORRIGIBLE,

WITH NUDITY AND BEER FOR ALL!

  

 

ROYALS (BY LOURDE)

I FOUND A DIAMOND IN YOUR ASS 
FOUND A WEDDING RING IN YOUR CRACK-IT WAS SHITTY
THIS HOLE IS SUCH A MESS
IT’S FILLED WITH SHIT-IT’S A JAM-PACKED BOOTY
——
I’VE SEEN: GOLD TEETH, CRYSTAL, DIAMONDS AND A TIMEPIECE, PENCILS, LEGOS, GERBIL ON A GOLD LEASH-
YOU DON’T CARE-
YOU’VE PUT NASTIER SHIT UP THERE
—-
AND WE SHOULD NEVER DO ANAL—ANALLLLLL
YOU’LL BE SHITTIN PURE BLOOD
THAT KIND OF BUTTSTUFF’S NOT FOR US 
YOU NEED A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE
——
I’LL BE YOUR BOOTY RULER —-RUULLERR
YOUR ASS IS SUCH A TRAVESTY(TRAVASSTY)
SO NEXT TIME YOU POOOO-YOU POOOO-YOU POOOOO
I HOPE YOU’LL THINK OF ME. 🎶

  

 

MRS. MURPHY

TAKE IT IN YOUR MOUTH MRS. MURPHY

FOR IT ONLY WEIGHS A QUARTER OF A POUND

IT’S GOT HAIR ON ITS NECK LIKE A TURKEY

AND IT SPITS WHEN YOU RUB IT UP AND DOWN

 

OH, TAKE IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, MRS. MURPHY

IT IS JUST ACHING TO CRAWL INSIDE

IT HAS A HELMET ON ITS HEAD LIKE A SOLDIER

AND IT WILL SHOOT ALL ITS AMMO THEN FUCKING DIE

 

OH, TAKE IT BETWEEN YOUR BREASTS, MRS. MURPHY

AND LOOK IT STRAIGHT IN ITS ONE EYE

IT WILL LIE AT PEACE BETWEEN YOUR BOSOM

UNTIL FINALLY MILK-TEARS MAKE YOU CRY

  

 

LICKING ON MY CLIT (DO WAH DIDDY DIDDY)

THERE HE WAS JUST A LICKING ON MY CLIT

SINGING AH AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH AH

GRABBING MY ASS AND SUCKING ON MY TIT

SINGING AH AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH AH

HE LICKED HARD (HE LICKED HARD)

HE LICKED SOFT (HE LICKED SOFT)

HE LICKED HARD, HE LICKED SOFT

BUT HE COULDN’T GET ME OFF!

 

  

IT’S A SMALL DICK

WELL IT'S NOT TOO LONG AND IT'S NOT TOO THINK,

IT GETS HARD TOO SLOW AND IT CUMS TOO QUICK,

IT GETS LOST IN HER TWAT BUT IT’S ALL THAT HE’S GOT,

IT’S A SMALL, SMALL DICK.

IT’S A SMALL DICK AFTER ALL,

IT’S A SMALL DICK AFTER ALL,

ALWAYS LIMP FROM ALCOHOL,

IT’S A SMALL, SMALL DICK!

 

  

WIGGLE IF HER ASS

OH, THE WIGGLE OF HER ASS

WOULD MAKE A BLIND MAN CUM

AND THE NIPPLES ON HER TITS

ARE NO BIGGER THAN MY THUMB

SHE’S A MEAN MOTHERFUCKER

SHE’S A GREAT COCK SUCKER

SHE’S A HARRIETTE

 

 

 THAT’S BUKAKE

WHEN A LOAD HITS YOUR EYE AND SURROUNDED BY GUYS,
THAT'S BUKAKE
WHEN YOU’RE STUCK TO THE FLOOR AND YOU JUST WANT

SOME MORE …

THAT'S BUKAKE

WHEN YOUR STOMACH’S ALL WARM CUZ IT'S

COVERED IN SPERM …

THAT'S BUKAKE
WHEN YOUR VAGINA IS FREE CUZ YOU'RE

STOCKED WITH PLAN B ….

THAT'S BUKAKE

  

 

BATTLE OF THE HASHER
HIS FEET WILL FEEL THE DAMPNESS OF THE CLEAN

FOOTWARE HE'S WORN
HIS SOUL WILL SENSE THE SHAME AND   

WISH THAT HE HAD NOT BEEN BORN
ALL OF HIM WILL SUFFER PAIN LIKE SHIGGY'S SHARPEST THORN
THIS HASHER'S WORN NEW SHOES!

-------------------------------------

THOSE NEW SHOES

THOSE SHOES WERE MAID FOR WALKING

AND THAT’S JUST WHAT THEY’LL DO

BUT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO DRINK OUT OF

YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SHOE

  

 

TWELVE INCH HARD-ON
I’VE GOT A START ON A TWELVE-INCH HARD-ON 
THAT I’VE HAD ALL AFTERNOON. 
WENT TO THE DOCTOR, SHE TOLD ME TO COUGH, 
I WISH THAT SHE WOULD WHACK IT RIGHT OFF! 
SO COME TO ME VENUS, MASSAGE MY PENIS, 
AND SHRIVEL IT LIKE A PRUNE, 
‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A START ON A TWELVE-INCH HARD-ON 
THAT I’LL PROBABLY HAVE, 
THAT I’LL PROBABLY HAVE, 
THAT I’LL PROBABLY HAVE TILL JUNE. 

 

  

ODE TO JOY

HOW MUCH BEER HAS HE BEEN DRINKING

HE IS LOOKING REALLY LIT

AS WE STAND HERE ARE WE THINKING

DO WE REALLY GIVE A SHIT

WHO’S THIS WANKER, SO UNSEEMINGLY

THAT HIS MOM WOULD SURELY FROWN

GRAB THAT BEER AND HOLD IT FIRMLY

AS YOU DRINK IT DOWN, DOWN, DOWN

  

 

YOUR HAND WAS MADE TO STROKE MY GLAND

THIS HAND IS YOUR HAND,

THIS GLAND IS MY GLAND,

SO RUN IT SLOWLY,

TO MAKE MY THING STAND,

LET'S PLAY FOREVER,

WE'LL CUM TOGETHER,

YOUR HAND WAS MADE TO STROKE MY GLAND!

 

A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

DILDOS AND VIBRATORS AND VASELINE JELLY,

THAT'S WHAT I USE TO SET FIRE IN MY BELLY.

IN AND OUT, UP AND DOWN MAKING ME WET

THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

 

MEN ARE USELESS!

I DON'T NEED THEM!

I'M THE BEST I'VE HAD.

I SIMPLY REMEMBER MY FAVORITE THINGS,

AND THAT'S WHEN IT FEELS SO GRAND!

  

 

WOODPECKER SONG (TUNE: DIXIE)

I PUT MY FINGER IN THE WOODPECKER'S HOLE,

AND THE WOODPECKER SAID, "GOD BLESS MY SOUL,

TAKE IT OUT, TAKE IT OUT, TAKE IT OUT, AND TAKE IT OUT!"

 

I REMOVED MY FINGER FROM THE WOODPECKER'S HOLE,

AND THE WOODPECKER SAID, "GOD BLESS MY SOUL,

PUT IT BACK, PUT IT BACK, PUT IT BACK, PUT IT BACK!"

 

I REPLACED MY FINGER IN THE WOODPECKERS HOLE,

AND THE WOODPECKER SAID, "GOD BLESS MY SOUL,

TURN IT ROUND, TURN IT ROUND, TURN IT ROUND,

TURN IT ROUND,

 

I REVOLVED MY FINGER IN THE WOODPECKERS HOLE,

AND THE WOODPECKER SAID, "GOD BLESS MY SOUL,

TURN IT BACK, TURN IT BACK, TURN IT BACK,

TURN IT BACK

 

I REVERSED MY FINGER FROM THE WOODPECKER'S HOLE,

AND THE WOODPECKER SAID, "GOD BLESS MY SOUL,

IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT.

 

I PUT MY FIST IN THE WOODPECKER'S HOLE,

AND THE WOODPECKER SAID, "AHHHHHHHHHHH”

TAKE IT OUT, TAKE IT OUT, TAKE IT OUT, AND TAKE IT OUT!

  

 

SHE'S A LITTLE SEXPOT

SHE'S A LITTLE SEXPOT;

SHORT AND HOT.

HER ARE HER TITTIES;

HERE'S HER G-SPOT.

WHEN SHE GETS HORNY,

HEAR HER SHOUT,

"JUST BEND ME OVER EAT ME OUT!"

 

  

I'VE GOT THAT HASHING SPIRIT (I'VE GOT THE JOY, JOY, JOY...

I'VE GOT THAT HASHING SPIRIT DOWN IN MY HEAD,

DOWN IN MY HEAD, DOWN IN MY HEAD.

I'VE GOT THAT HASHING SPIRIT DOWN IN MY HEAD,

DOWN IN MY HEAD TO STAY.

 

SHE’S GOT THAT HASHING SPIRIT DEEP IN HER THROAT, ETC . . .

WE’VE GOT THAT HASHING SPIRIT DEEP IN THE WOODS, ETC . . .

WE’VE GOT THAT HASHING SPIRIT ALL OVER US, ETC . . .

 

 

WE'RE A COUPLE OF HASHSHITS

(RUDOLPH THE RED-ROSED REINDEER)

 WE'RE A COUPLE OF HASHSHITS

WE'RE A COUPLE OF HASHSHITS

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HASHSHITS

THAT'S WHERE WE FIT IN

 

WE'RE NOT DAFFY AND DILLY

WE RUN ROUND WITH OUR WILLY

SEEMS TO US KIND OF SILLY

WHEN WE DON'T ON IN

 

WE MAY BE

DIFFERENT FROM THE REST

WHO DECIDES THE TEST

OF WHAT IS REALLY BEST

 

WE'RE A COUPLE OF HASHSHITS

NOT A COUPLE A HALF WITS

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HASHSHITS

THAT'S WHERE WE FIT IN

 

  

FUCK YOU FOR BEING THE HARE (GOLDEN GIRLS THEME)

FUCK YOU FOR BEING THE HARE
TRAVELED DOWN YOUR MARKS AND BACK AGAIN
YOUR TRAIL IS UNTRUE
YOU’RE A DICK AND INCOMPETENT

 

AND IF YOU DID A DOWN-DOWN
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE YOU SCRE-EW-EWED
YOU WOULD SEE THE BIGGEST ONE WOULD BE FROM ME
AND MY MIDDLE FINGER SAY
FUCK YOU FOR BEING THE HARE

DRINK IT DOWN, DOWN DOWN, DOWN!

  

 

DO YOU WANT TO GIVE A BLOWJOB-(“DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN”)

DO YOU WANT TO GIVE A BLOW JOB?
JUST OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH,
I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DEEP THROAT,
PLEASE DO IT SLOW,
KEEP GOING FOR A WHILE!


IF YOU CAN'T BREATH JUST TELL ME,

AND I'LL PULL OUT,
AND RAM IT BACK IN YOUR MOUTH!

 

DO YOU WANNA GIVE A BLOW JOB?
IF YOU DON'T I'LL TAKE A HAND JOB!

 

OKAY FINE!

  

 

BALL GAME

WHIP IT OUT AT THE BALL GAME,

WAVE IT ROUND AT THE CROWD,

DIP IT IN JELLO AND CRACKERJACK,

I DON'T CARE IF YOU GIVE IT A WHACK,

BECAUSE IT'S - BEAT YOUR MEAT AT THE BALL GAME,

IF YOU DON'T COME IT'S A SHAME,

FOR IT'S ONE, TWO, AND YOU'RE COVERED IN GOO,

AT THE OLD BALL GAME!

 

  

AUTO-HASHING (DEAR LORD WONT YOU BUY ME A M. BENZ’)

HEY HASHER, WON'T YOU GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE BEER,

MY FRIENDS ARE ALL DRINKING, AND I'M STUCK OUT HERE,

I'LL RIDE IN A CHEVY, A FORD OR A TRUCK,

IF YOU DRIVE ME THERE I'LL GIVE YOU IN A REALLY GOOD….. DOWN, DOWN, DOWN…

 

INTERNATIONAL HASH HYMN

SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT,

COMING FOR TO CARRY ME HOME,

SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT,

COMING FOR TO CARRY ME HOME.

 

I LOOKED OVER JORDAN

AND WHAT DID I SEE,

COMING FOR TO CARRY ME HOME,

A BAND OF (FUCKIN') ANGELS COMING AFTER ME,

COMING FOR TO CARRY ME HOME.

 

IF YOU GET THERE BEFORE I DO,

COMING FOR TO CARRY ME HOME,

TELL ALL MY FRIENDS THAT I'M COMING TOO,

COMING FOR TO CARRY ME HOME.

 

I’M SOMETIMES UP,

I’M SOMETIMES DOWN

COMING FOR TO CARRY ME HOME

BUT STILL I KNOW, I'M HEAVEN BOUND

COMING FOR TO CARRY ME HOME

 

 

JESUS CAN’T GO HASHING 

JESUS CAN’T GO HASHING ’CUZ HE’S NAILED UPON THE CROSS,
JESUS CAN’T GO HASHING ’CUZ HE’S NAILED UPON THE CROSS,
JESUS CAN’T GO HASHING ’CUZ HE’S NAILED UPON THE CROSS,
JESUS SAVES, JESUS SAVES, JESUS SAVES.

 

CHORUS:
FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS;
FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS;
FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS;

JESUS SAVES, JESUS SAVES, JESUS SAVES!

 

… GO HASHING CUZ HIS FEET ARE TIED TOGETHER!

… GO HASHING ’CUZ HIS DAD KNOWS ALL THE TRAILS!

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE HE’S BUSY GETTING NAILED!

... GO HASHING ’CUZ THE FLOUR FALLS THROUGH HIS HANDS

JESUS DON’T NEED FLOUR ’CUZ HE LAYS THE TRAIL IN BLOOD;

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE JUDAS PISSED HIM OFF!

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE HE’S ONLY GOT 12 FRIENDS!

JESUS CAN’T GET LAID BECAUSE HE HANGS OUT WITH 12 GUYS

MARY CAN'T GO HASHING ‘CUZ SHE'S BUSY FUCKING GOD!

ALL THE GIRLS LOVE JESUS ’CAUSE HE’S HUNG LIKE THIS! (SPREAD OUT ARMS)

ALL THE GIRLS LOVE JESUS ’CAUSE THEY KNOW HE’LL CUM AGAIN

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE SHIGGY ON HIS HEAD!

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE HIS WOOD IS JUST TOO BIG!

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND IS A WHORE!

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE HE TURNS THE BEER TO WINE!

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE HE’S STUCK BEHIND A ROCK!

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE HE SHORTCUTS ACROSS THE LAKE!

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE A JEW WON’T PAY FIVE BUCKS!

… GO HASHING ’CAUSE HE’S MOWING MY FRONT LAWN!

… GO HASHING 'CAUSE HE GAVE UP BEER FOR LENT

… GO HASHING CUZ IT'S HARD TO DRAG A CROSS

… GO HASHING CUZ MEL GIBSON OWNS HIS RIGHTS

… GO HASHING 'CAUSE HE STUCK BEHIND A ROCK

… GO HASHING ‘CAUSE THE MOTHERFUCKER’S DEAD

 

BUDDHA CAN'T GO HASHING BECAUSE HE'S TOO FUCKING FAT.

 

   

ELCAMINO
EL CAMINO, EL-EL CAMINO,
EL CAMINO, EL-EL CAMINO,

 

WELL THE FRONT IS LIKE A CAR,
AND THE BACK IS LIKE A TRUCK,
THE FRONT IS WHERE YOU DRIVE,
AND THE BACK IS WHERE YOU… FU (CHORUS)

 

YOU CAN DRIVE IT TO THE BROTHEL,

YOU CAN DRIVE IT TO THE STORE,

THE FRONT YOU PUT YOUR GROCERIES,

THE BACK YOU PUT YOUR ... WHOR (CHORUS)

 

WELL THE FRONT IS WHERE YOU FUCK,

AND THE BACK IS WHERE YOU FUCK,

THE FRONT IS WHERE YOU FUCK

AND THE BACK IS WHERE YOU…FU (CHORUS)

 

THE BACK RIDES HIGH,

AND THE FRONT RIDES LOW,

I’LL GIVE YOU A FREE RIDE,

IF YOU GIVE ME A… BLO(CHORUS)

 

YOU CAN PAY WITH WEED,

OR YOU CAN PAY WITH GAS,

IF YOU DON’T HAVE EITHER,

THEN YOU CAN PAY WITH… ASS(CHORUS)

 

YOU CAN TAKE OUT CLASSY LADIES,

YOU CAN TAKE OUT DIRTY SLUTS,

IN THE FRONT YOU KISS THEM SOFTLY,

IN THE BACK YOU TONGUE THEIR… BU(CHORUS)

 

YOU CAN DRIVE AN AUTOMATIC,

OR YOU CAN DRIVE A STICK,

DOESN’T MATTER HOW YOU DRIVE IT,

‘CUZ YOU’LL STILL SUCK MY… DI (CHORUS)

 

SHE CAN RIDE IN THE FRONT
IT'S WHERE I KEEP THE BREAD
WHEN SHE'S DONE MAKING SANDWICHES
SHE CAN GIVE ME... HEA (CHORUS)

 

IN THE FRONT WE GOT SOME BEER
IN THE BACK WE GOT SOME RUM
I'LL KISS HER IN THE FRONT 
IN THE BACK I'LL MAKE HER...CU (CHORUS)

 

YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE SHOW
YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE SCENE
BUT IF YOU WANT TO PARK IN BACK
YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME VASELI…(CHORUS)

 

IT'S COVERED IN RUST
AND THE DOORS DON'T LOCK
BUT IT'S GOT A FLAT BED
WHERE YOU CAN RIDE MY CO..(CHORUS)

 

TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER,
GO TO PUTT-PUTT.
FIRST YOU LET HER WIN,
AND THEN YOU DO HER…BU (CHORUS)

 

IT MAY NOT BE THE FASTEST.
IT MAY NOT BE THE CLEANEST.
BUT YOU WON'T REALLY CARE,
‘CUZ YOU'LL BE SUCKING ON MY…PE (CHORUS)

 

THE FRONT IS ALL HYDRAULICS,

AND THE BACK IS ALL FOR SHOCK.

YOU’RE SURE TO FEEL BOTH,

WHILE SHE’S BOUNCING ON YOUR … COC (CHORUS)

 

CHICKS MIGHT SAY IT’S REALLY GHETTO,

OR THAT YOU GOT NO CLASS.

JUST BEND THEM OVER THE TAILGATE,

AND STICK IT IN THEIR ...ASS (CHORUS)

 

THE HAIRS OF DICKIE DI DO

THE MAYOR OF BAYSWATER HE HAD A LOVELY DAUGHTER

AND THE HAIRS OF HER DICKEY-DI-DO

HUNG DOWN TO HER KNEES

 

CHORUS:

AND THE HAIRS (AND THE HAIRS)

AND THE HAIRS (AND THE HAIRS)

AND THE HAIRS OF HER DICKEY DI-DO

HUNG DOWN TO HER KNEES.

 

ONE BLACK ONE, ONE WHITE ONE

AND ONE WITH A LITTLE SHITE ON

AND ONE WITH A LITTLE LIGHT ON

TO SHOW US THE WAY.

 

I’VE SMELT IT, I’VE FELT IT, IT’S JUST LIKE BLUE VELVET

 

YOU’D NEED A COAL MINER TO FIND HER VAGINA

 

I’VE TOUCHED IT, I’VE LICKED IT, IT TASTES JUST LIKE BRISKET

 

I FOLDED HER LIPS BACK AND THERE FOUND A SIX PACK

 

I REACHED INTO HER THING AND THERE FOUND MY CLASS RING

 

SHE’S NOT A GREAT LOOKER, BUT EVERYONE TOOK HER

 

I'VE LICKED IT AND KISSED IT, IT TASTES LIKE A BISCUIT.

 

HER VAGINA WAS SQUISHY, AND SMELLED A BIT FISHY

 

SHE MIGHT BE FROM NEW HAVEN CUZ THE SHIT WASN’T SHAVEN

 

HER CAT’S NAME IS BORIS, WHO PLAYS WITH HER CLITORIS

 

SHE SLEPT WITH A DEMON, WHO DROWNED HER WITH SEMEN

 

I'VE SEEN IT, I'VE SEEN IT, AND I’VE LAIN RIGHT IN BETWEEN IT.

 

I STROKED 'EM AND POKED 'EM, I ROLLED 'EM AND SMOKED 'EM.

 

HER HAIRS WERE SO TANGLED, HER FIRST BORN WAS STRANGLED

 

SHE MARRIED AN ITALIAN, WITH BALLS LIKE A STALLION

 

SHE DIVORCED THE ITALIAN, AND MARRIED THE STALLION

 

SHE WENT WITH A HASH HOUSE HARRIER, WHO FUCKED HER BUT WOULDN'T MARRY HER.

 

  

 

YOGI BEAR

THERES A BEAR IN THE DEEP DARK WOODS, YOGI, YOGI,

THERES A BEAR IN THE DEEP DARK WOODS, YOGI, YOGI,

YOGI YOGI BEAR!! YOGI YOGI BEAR!!

THERES A BEAR IN THE DEEP DARK WOODS, YOGI, YOGI,

 

YOGI'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND BEAR, SUZIE, SUZIE,

YOGI'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND BEAR, SUZIE SUZIE BEAR

SUZIE SUZIE BEAR!! SUZIE SUZIE BEAR!!

YOGI'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND BEAR, SUZIE SUZIE BEAR.

 

SUZIE SHE LIKES WHIPS AND CHAINS, KINKY, KINKY,

SUZIE SHE LIKES WHIPS AND CHAINS, SHE'S KINKY BEAR.

SHES'S A KINKY BEAR!! SHE'S KINKYA BEAR!!

SUZIE LIKES WHIPS AND CHAINS, SHE'S A KINKY BEAR.

 

SUZIE SHAVES HER PUBIC HAIRS, GRIZLEY, GRIZLEY,

SUZIE SHAVES HER PUBIC HAIRS, SHE'S A GRIZLEY BEAR.

SHE'S A GRIZLEY BEAR!! SHE'S A GRIZLEY BEAR!!

SUZIE SHAVES HER PUBIC HAIRS, SHE'S A GRIZLEY BEAR.

 

YOGI'S KNOB IS LONG AND GREEN, CUE CUM, CUE CUM,

YOGI'S KNOB IS LONG AND GREEN HE'S A CUE CUM BEAR.

HE'S A CUCUMBEAR!! HE'S A CUCUMBEAR!!

YOGI'S KNOB IS LONG AND GREEN HE'S A CUCUMBEAR.

 

SUZIE PUT IT IN HER MOUTH, GOBLIN!! GOBLIN!!

SUZIE PUT IT IN HER MOUTH, SHE'S A GOBLIN BEAR.

SHE'S A GOBLIN BEAR!! SHE'S A GOBLIN BEAR!!

SUZIE PUT IT IN HER MOUTH, SHE'S A GOBLIN BEAR!!

 

YOGI'S GOT A CHEESEY KNOB, CAMIN, CAMIN

YOGI'S GOT A CHEESEY KNOB, HE'S A CAMIN BEAR.

HE'S A CAMIN BEAR!! HE'S A CAMIN BEAR!!

YOGI'S GOT A CHEESEY KNOB, HE'S A CAMIN BEAR.

 

BOO BOO TURNES UP WITH HIS FRIENDS, GANG BANG, GANG BANG,

BOO BOO TURNS UP WITH HIS FRIENDS, HE'S A GANG BANG BEAR.

HE'S A GANG BANG BEAR!! HE'S A GANG BANG BEAR!!

BOO BOO TURNS UP WITH HIS FRIENDS, HE'S A GANG BANG BEAR.

 

(SLOW)

NOW I'M HERE ALL ON MY OWN.....LONELY.....LONELY,

NOW I'M HERE ALL ON MY OWN.....I'M A LONELY BEAR.

WHAT CAN I DO ALL ON MY OWN?? LONELY....LONELY,

WHAT CAN I DO ALL ON MY OWN?? I'M A WANKER BEAR!!

 

(FAST- BACK TO NORMAL)

I'M A WANKER BEAR!! I'M A WANKER BEAR!!

EVERYTIME I'M ON MY OWN...I'M A WANKER BEAR!!

I'M A WANKER BEAR!! I'M A WANKER BEAR!!

EVERYTIME I'M ON MY OWN....I'M A WANKER BEAR!!